June 2009
7 posts
'nuf said
Ben Bradshaw, the British culture secretary, issued a statement to announce his grief in which he said he was “a long-time fan of Michael Jackson and had “Billie Jean” played as the first dance at his civil partnership,” The Guardian reported. NY Times
Kopfschmerzen
dearoldlove:
The next morning in bed, with hangovers, you told me headache in German was so much better because it actually sounded like pain. That’s when I started to fall for you.
Onomatopeia du jour
Guffaw
What is your damage, Heather? →
Good news! For those of you also in love with Winona Ryder and these words that drip with the satisfying elixir of teenage angst and apathy, there’s new damage still TK!
Harem pants
I saw a girl on the street yesterday wearing harem jeans. Her chagrinned expression and awkward walk turned her into the spitting image of Disbelief, and Disbelief was saying, “How did these happen to me?”
For more thoughts on harem pants and a laugh, visit hideous thing #3 here.
Tolstoy and hilarious verbosity
[Karenin] felt like a man who has just had a tooth drawn which has been hurting him for a long time. After terrible pain and a sensation as if something enormous, bigger than his whole head, were being pulled out of his jaw, he feels, scarcely believing in his happiness, that the thing which has so long been poisoning his life and engrossing his attention no longer exists, and that it is possible...